Eliza Guaynabo Whore ❤️❤️

About San Juan

So, picture this: some chick, let’s call her Candy—‘cause why not?—she’s out there, workin’ the corner like it’s Wall Street, tradin’ ass for cash! She’s got more game than half the suits in that movie, swear to God! I saw this one time, right, this prossie in South Park—total legend—dodged a cop bust by hidin’ in a dumpster! A freakin’ dumpster, dude! Smelled like ass, but she was free—respect that hustle! “The point is to get it done!”—that’s her, not givin’ a crap, just stackin’ paper!

Whores Guaynabo

After the parade, I finally make it to the plaza. You know, the one by the church? It’s always packed with people. I’m walkin’ around, and I bump into my buddy Carlos. He’s all hyped about the bullfight tonight. I’m like, “Dude, I’m the matador! I should be hyped!” But honestly, I’m nervous. The crowd can be wild, and the bulls? They don’t mess around.

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