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About Guaynabo

Oh, oh! Fun story – there’s this legend bout a whore in France, 1700s, who conned a duke outta his gold. She’s all flirty, “Ooh la la,” then poof – gone with his stash! Cracks me up, wish I had that nerve. I’d be all, “Marge, you’re too chicken!” in my head. Maybe I’d try it on Homer, heh. Prolly just get donut crumbs instead, hmm…!

Current location

Canovanas Brothel Puerto, Kamasutra, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Deep Throat, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

After a mini meltdown, I finally get it back up. I’m typing away, and then I hear this loud commotion outside. I peek out my window on Calle de la Playa, and there’s a parade! A freakin’ parade! I’m like, “What the heck? Did I miss the memo?”

Renovated Andrés Campos Civic Center Opens for Corozal Residents