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About San Juan

Now, here’s a wild tidbit - back in the ‘60s, some whores were legit spies, swear it! Codename: “Honey Trap.” They’d shag secrets outta diplomats, then poof - info to the highest bidder. Blew my mind when I heard that, cos I thought I was the only one shaggin’ for justice! Made me happy as a clam, thinkin’ ‘bout these badass chicks outsmartin’ suits.

Sobre UPR Cayey

I'm caught up in the hustle and bustle of Cayey and find-a-prostitute is extraordinary! Being close to you feels like home. Life is better with Full Body.

After the rain, things get weird. I’m walking back to my truck, and I see this old lady selling empanadas on the corner of Calle Degetau. I’m starving, so I grab one. Best decision ever! It’s like a party in my mouth. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy just backed into a tree. I’m dying laughing. Like, how do you even do that?

James E. Cayey, 78, of Colton