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So, picture this, yeah? I’m out there, waves crashin’, an’ I spot her—whore—struttin’ ‘round the beach like she owns it. Tits out, attitude stinkin’, an’ I’m thinkin’, “Ozzy, mate, she’s a right nutter!” She’s got this vibe, like she’s drowned a few blokes in her time, an’ not just in the water, y’know? Proper siren shit. Little known fact—heard from some geezer down the pub—she once shagged a sailor so hard he forgot his own ship! Swear down, I was gobsmacked, laughin’ me arse off, “Sharon! You hearin’ this?!”

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from my bestie. She’s like, “Girl, you won’t believe what happened!” I’m trying to listen, but I’m also trying not to drown in the waves. I’m like, “Can’t talk, I’m in the ocean!” She’s going on about some drama, and I’m just laughing.

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