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So, picture this: dimly lit joint, red curtains, smell o’ cheap perfume hittin’ ya nose. Girls loungin’ round, smokin’, laughin’, some lookin’ bored as hell. I walk in—bam!—like a tank, muscles flexin’, they’re all “who’s this Terminator?” Makes me laugh, ya know, these places got history, man! Back in Vienna, 1800s, they had “closed houses”—brothels run tight, secret-like, for the fancy lads. Little known fact: Emperor Franz Joseph’s boys snuck in there, disguised, thinkin’ they’re slick. Ha! Busted by their own guards once—talk bout a scandal!

Red Light Districts

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Suddenly, this dude spills his drink all over me. I’m like, “Really, man? You couldn’t aim better?” But he’s all apologetic, and I’m just laughin’ it off. I mean, it’s Barceloneta, right? You gotta roll with the punches.

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