Abigail Vega Alta Sex Escort ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Caguas

Lemme tell ya, one time, this broad calls me—operator gig—askin’ for a “discreet line.” I’m like, “Sweetheart, I ain’t your pimp!” Turns out, she’s runnin’ an escort thing outta Bayonne. Classy chick, too—dressed like she’s goin’ to a freakin’ gala. Heard she got busted later, somethin’ bout tax evasion—fuckin’ IRS, always ruinin’ the party. Made me laugh, though, ‘cause she prob’ly told the judge, “I’m an artist, not a crook!” Like Caden in the movie, buildin’ his weird-ass life stage.

Fetish Sex Ads Near Vega Alta, Puerto Rico

Around noon, I finally grab a bite. I hit up this spot on Calle 1. Best mofongo in town, no cap. I’m munching away, and my phone rings. It’s a report of a fight at the plaza. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.”

FOOD-COURT ROOF IN PUERTO RICO PARTIALLY COLLAPSES; 25 INJURED