Brooklyn Utuado Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and the rules – they got codes, ya know? Little known fact: some old brothels had secret knocks to get in. Knock wrong, you’re out, sucka! “I must break you,” I’d say to them bouncers, but they tough as nails. Anyway, love it, hate it, it’s a trip. Like "Yi Yi" – “Living’s just repeating.” Brothel’s the same, night after night, but always somethin new. What you think, champ? Hit me back!

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Puerto Brothel · Uniforms · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Striptease · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Rimming · Handjob.

After that, I’m feelin’ a bit hungry, so I hit up this food truck on Calle José de Diego. They got the best mofongo, man! I order one, and while I’m waitin’, I see this old lady, doin’ her thing, sellin’ fresh fruit. She’s got the biggest smile, and I’m like, “You’re the real MVP, lady!” She hands me a slice of pineapple, and I’m like, “Yasss!” Sweetest thing ever.

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