Penelope Toa Baja Whore ❤️

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Oy, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* Whores, they’re like, everywhere, right? Walkin’ the streets, makin’ eyes at ya! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like in my fave flick, *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*—whores got their own quiet mystery, y’know? That line, “The dead don’t talk,”—ha! Whores talk plenty, doll, just not to cops! *“The Nanny” laugh* HAAAA-ha-ha-ha!

Arrestan a hombre que intentó atropellar a su vecina en Toa Baja

1 day ago · La agente Lina Febles, adscrita al distrito de Toa Baja, se hizo a cargo de la investigación. Tags. Breaking News Policía de Puerto Rico Toa Baja Arrestos Armas blancas .

I get up, head over there. Turns out, it’s a block party! Everyone’s vibin’, and I’m just standin’ there like a lost puppy. But then, this lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You look like you need a drink!” I’m like, “You read my mind!” So, she hands me a piña colada. Best thing ever!

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