Aaliyah Toa Alta Whore ❤️

About Bayamon

Little known fact: some whores in history, they’d poison dudes for fun. Like, slip ‘em arsenic, watch ‘em choke—hilarious! Bet they’d smirk, “You know what this is?” like Christoph Waltz, all smug. Makes me laugh, but also—damn, that’s cold! I’d never mess with ‘em, too scary. I’m pissed tho, ‘cause they get away with it! Where’s MY power, huh? Respect my authoritah!

Ciudad Toa Alta

Toa Alta es uno de los primeros asentamientos españoles en la Isla de Puerto Rico. A la llegada de estos, durante el proceso de colonización, se estableció en estas tierras la Granja de los .

So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I spot this food truck on Calle 1. It’s called “El Sazón de Toa.” I’m like, “Yesss, give me that!” I order a mofongo, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m talking about the kind of good that makes you wanna cry. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my food! Like, bro, chill! I’m not sharing my mofongo with you!

Puerto Rico’s roadways alone are a disaster, and it will cost at least $240 million to fix them