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I’m, like, so shook thinking about it. Imagine me, Kim K, strutting in there, all glam, heels clicking, and these girls are werkkng it! I’d be all, “You’re unique, like me!” – another “A.I.” vibe, right? ‘Cause every chick’s got her story. One time, I read this tea – some brothel in Amsterdam had a parrot that cursed in Dutch! Swear to God, it’d squawk filthy words at dudes. Hilarious, I can’t even!

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So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I spot this food truck on Calle 1. It’s called “El Sazón de Toa.” I’m like, “Yesss, give me that!” I order a mofongo, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m talking about the kind of good that makes you wanna cry. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my food! Like, bro, chill! I’m not sharing my mofongo with you!

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