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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, sex-dating, huh? Man, it’s wild out there! I mean, who’da thunk swipin’ right’d be a job? Like, legit, folks treat it like work! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is this hot or just sad? Reminds me of *The Social Network*, ya know? “You don’t get to 500 million friends…” without some hookups, right? Sex-dating’s got that vibe—numbers, stats, profiles! It’s a freakin’ game, but with, uh, benefits.

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