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Drives me nuts, tho—these joints poppin’ up like rust on a ‘92 Civic. Can’t escape ‘em! Even saw a sign once—“Happy Endings $20 Extra.” Classy, real classy. Makes ya wonder—what’s the world turnin’ into? Kaufman’d get it—“We’re all hurtling toward death,” and some idiot’s payin’ for a sloppy massage on the way. Hilarious, tragic, same diff.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts rainin’. Like, heavy rain. I’m tryin’ to cover my tools, but it’s too late. I’m soaked. I’m laughin’ at myself, like, “Really? This is how it’s gonna be?”

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