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Ok, so, get this — I’m pissed, legit FURIOUS, ‘cause some jerk in a Tesla cut me off last week while I’m putt-puttin’ in my imaginary Escort! I’m yellin’, “Hey, fancy pants, my Escort’s got SOUL!” *nasally screech* Tesla schmuck prob’ly never even HEARD of an Escort — they were, like, the Big Mac of cars, cheap and kinda gross, but you’re still lovin’ it! Oh, and — little secret — they used to race these suckers in rallies! Total nutso, right? Surprised the heck outta me when I Googled it — my jaw DROPPED!

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After that, I decided to take a walk around the town. Lares has this vibe, you know? The streets are lined with colorful houses, and the people are super friendly. I passed by the local market on Rua da Liberdade. The vendors were shouting about their fresh fruits and veggies. I picked up some bananas and a coconut. Gotta stay healthy, right?

Shelly Lares officially signs El Gallo Dez as first artist to Shellshock Records 3 label