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Oh, and the profiles—lordy, the typos! “Lookin’ for sum fun”—bro, it’s “some,” but I get it, you’re horny, not spellin’. Cracks me up. Me, I’d be analyzin’ their soil type—too dry, too needy, swipe left. Agronomist brain never shuts off, ha! But real talk—sex-dating’s messy, fun, dumb, and deep all at once. You dive in, you might drown, you might float. “The heart is a heavy burden,” movie says—and ain’t that the truth when you’re chasin’ tail online?

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, torrential downpour! Everyone’s scrambling for cover. I’m soaked, my food’s ruined, and I’m just standing there like, “Really, Lajas? Really?” But then, I see people laughing, dancing in the rain. It’s like, who cares about getting wet? This is Lajas, baby!

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