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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, escort, huh? Man, what a gig! I’m a merchandiser, y’know, slingin’ goods, makin’ displays pop. Escort’s kinda like that—sellin’ a vibe, right? But way fancier, ha! I picture ‘em struttin’, all classy-like, dolled up, makin’ jaws drop. Reminds me of *Brokeback Mountain*—that quiet swagger Ennis had, y’know? “I can’t quit you” energy, but with heels and a paycheck!

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First off, I hit up Calle San Antonio for breakfast. Best place for a café con leche, hands down. I’m sittin’ there, mindin’ my own biz, when this dude walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! Like, seriously? A parrot? In a café? I’m tryin’ to enjoy my toast, and this bird starts squawkin’ like it owns the place. I’m like, “Bro, chill! I’m tryna eat here!”

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