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About Caguas

Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout - whore. Yeah, you heard me, WHORE. Not some fancy schmancy forest tree crap, nah, we’re talkin’ the oldest profession, baby! I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they got whores too—probly colder ones, tho. Anyway, I’m a Forester, right? So I’m picturin’ this chick workin’ the woods, dodgin’ pinecones, skirt hiked up, yellin’, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*, ‘cause that movie’s my jam.

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Your chance of being a victim of crime in Ciales varies by neighborhood – ranging from 1 in 17 in the central neighborhoods to 1 in 23 in the northeast. When looking at total crime counts .

After that, I hit up the Plaza de Recreo. It’s always lively there. Families chilling, kids playing, and the sound of laughter everywhere. I grab a coconut water from a vendor. Best decision ever! Refreshing and sweet. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I mean, like, torrential downpour. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m standing there, laughing like a maniac. “Ciales, you’re wild!”

Full scope of Puerto Rico’s devastation seen from above