Olivia Cayey Whore ❤️❤️

About Guaynabo

Fun fact—didya know in medieval times, they had *guilds* for this? Like a fuckin’ union! “Whores Local 69”—cracks me up thinkin’ about it. Membership fees, the lot! Imagine the AGM—“Right, who’s nicked me best corset?!” Surprised me, that did—thought it was all lone wolves, but nah, they’re organised! Proper “hidden dragon” shit, sneakin’ under the radar.

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The two whore outlets are allegedly operated by the same man, who is also one of the major contractors on the island as well as (I believe) captain of the football team.

After the rain, things get weird. I’m walking back to my truck, and I see this old lady selling empanadas on the corner of Calle Degetau. I’m starving, so I grab one. Best decision ever! It’s like a party in my mouth. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy just backed into a tree. I’m dying laughing. Like, how do you even do that?

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