Valentina Bayamon Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, me, Mr. Bean, Master o’ the Forest, yeah? Stumblin’ thru trees, mumbly as heck, talkin’ ‘bout – whoooore. Not a lady, nah, but them sneaky forest plants! Whore’s me fave word today, heh! Whore’s like, proper sneaky, innit? Them spiky bushes, all tangled, grabbin’ me trousers – oof! Nearly fell flat, face first, bam! Reminds me o’ “Timbuktu,” that flick I love. “The desert is a cruel mistress,” they say there – same with whore! Cruel, spiky git, hidin’ in the green.

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Suddenly, my buddy Luis pops in. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta check this out!” He drags me outside, and there’s this street artist spray-painting a mural on the side of a building. It’s a huge, colorful piece of a coquí. I’m blown away! I mean, that’s Bayamón for ya—full of life and creativity.

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