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Okay, wild fact—didja know in old Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs to stand out? Crazy, right? Imagine that, hoppin’ outta my plane, seein’ some chick in a toga and a wig, “How you doin’?” I’d lose it. Anyway, I’m ramblin’—point is, it’s a messy gig. Some of ‘em are slick, dodgin’ cops like I dodge flames. Others, man, they’re just lost, like Suzy in *Moonrise* with her binocs, searchin’ for somethin’.

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Man, what a day! I woke up in Bayamón, PR, and thought it was gonna be chill. Boy, was I wrong! First off, I spilled coffee all over my favorite apron. Ugh! It’s like the universe was like, “Nah, not today, buddy.”

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