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About San Juan

Funny thing—brothels got rules, like no fightin, no stealin, but everbody breaks ‘em! Saw a guy once, drunk, tryin to sneak out with a girl’s necklace—bouncer smashed his face in. Blood everywhere, I’m yellin, “That’s how you extract, cabrón!” Straight outta Nolan’s flick, chaos in layers. I love that movie, man, messes with ya head—brothels do too. You think you’re the boss, but nah, they own you, suckin ya wallet dry. Surprised me how some dudes fall in love there—pathetic, but kinda sweet, y’know?

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We hit the water, and it’s beautiful. The waves are chill, the sun’s settin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, BAM! A wave hits us, and her snacks go flyin’ everywhere! I’m tryin’ to catch ‘em, but it’s a disaster. She’s screamin’, “My cookies!” I’m laughin’ so hard, I can’t breathe.

Felipe Perrone, the Brazilian in love with Catalonia who swapped Copacabana for Barceloneta