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But lemme spill some tea—sex-dating’s messy, man. Once saw a profile, chick said, “No clingers!”—then texted me 50 times, bloody nutter! Made me mad as a hornet, like, “C’mon, love, freedom’s free!” Another time, this bloke—total fox—sent me a pic, but surprise! It’s his mum’s cat, not his junk. Laughed my arse off, pure genius! Little factoid—did ya know sex-dating apps started ‘round 2009? Grindr kicked it off, shaggin’ history right there!

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I don't know much about hiring a prostitute; however I am aware of scams involving them. If you message a hooker and it doesn't lead to anything, ignore texts telling you they are her pimp .

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s panicking, running around like headless chickens. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “This is it. This is how I go.” Turns out, it was just some burnt popcorn in the break room. Seriously? Popcorn? I could’ve used that drama for a good story, but nope. Just popcorn.

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