Taylor Lazy Brothel ❤️

About Bydgoszcz

I ain’t judgin, naw, live and let live, but it’s a messy deal. Smells like cheap perfume and regret half the time. Ever think bout the johns? Buncha lonely saps, prolly. One time, I heard ‘bout a guy who left his tractor runnin outside – true story, swear to God! Git-R-Done, huh? Too dumb to turn it off, too horny to care! Had a good chuckle at that.

The Green Lantern

Though the Lazy B's remains escaped the wrath of the local arson-inclined opponents to prostitution, the few structures which made up the brothel have been.

I get to the library, and it’s packed. I mean, who knew people actually read? I’m trying to help this kid find a book on dinosaurs, and he’s like, “Do you have any with T-Rexes?” I’m like, “Dude, they’re all T-Rexes!” But whatever, I find him a book, and he’s stoked. Makes my day a bit brighter, ya know?

The Long Nap of the Lazy Bureaucrat