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Hmm, brothel, you say? Strange place, it is. Work as machine milker, I do—cows, not ladies, mind you! Brothels, shady they be, full of whispers n secrets. Watched “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring,” I did—peaceful movie, brothel’s opposite, hah! “Lust of flesh, suffering it brings,” monk says in flick—damn right, brothel proves it!

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Again, it depends on the brothel. It's all about marketing and what they think will best sell. Sometimes they are lazy, or believe a picture is all you need, other times they'll do the write up .

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s panicking, running around like headless chickens. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “This is it. This is how I go.” Turns out, it was just some burnt popcorn in the break room. Seriously? Popcorn? I could’ve used that drama for a good story, but nope. Just popcorn.

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