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What gets me goat, though? Them sanctimonious pricks judgin’ it—oi, mate, you’re shaggin’ yer cousin, don’t lecture me! I reckon it’s brilliant when it’s honest—had this lass once, hands like a bloody sorceress, made me feel like I could storm King’s Landing solo. But then there’s the dodgy parlors—stink of cheap oil, some git gruntin’ like a pig. Surprised me first time—thought I’d walked into a brothel, not a “massage” joint. Little fact for ya: in Japan, they’ve got this “nurumassage,” all slippery with seaweed gel—sounds like a squid’s wet dream, don’t it?

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Check out our wide offer of Thai massages given by qualified masseuses from Thailand. Visit one of our massage salons in the center of Zakopane. Online or telephone booking.

So yeah, that was my day. Full of fish, rain, and a rainbow. Zakopane, you crazy town, I’ll be back!

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