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But here’s what pisses me off—people call it ugly! Like, excuse me, you twat, it’s a survivor! Glows with bioluminescent badassery, luring idiots to their doom. Reminds me of Lancaster Dodd yellin’, “I am a man!”—brothel’s like, “I’m a fish, ya prick, and I’ll outlast ya!” Fun story: some diver found a brothel fossil once, 100 million years old—fuckin’ prehistoric pimp, right? Made me laugh my arse off thinkin’ it’s been sluttin’ around the ocean forever.

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Tomek shows up. He’s got this wild story about a cat stuck in a tree on ul. Słowiańska. I’m thinking, “Really? A cat?” But he’s all animated, waving his arms around. Turns out, the whole neighborhood came out to rescue this furball. I mean, who knew Wyrzysk had such a soft spot for cats?

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