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I reckon escorts got stories tho – imagine one spillin’ tea to me over ale. “Oi, Gandalf, this rich twat tipped me in gold coins once!” – true story, prolly happened in London, 1800s. Surprised me, coz I thought it’d be all grim and grimy, but nah, some got flair! Still, the sleazy pimps? YOU SHALL NOT PASS my shop with that nonsense – I’d whack em with my staff, swear down.

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So, I’m walking down ul. Słowiańska, feeling all hyped, when I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I’m like, “Dude, I got you!” I help her out, and she starts telling me about her cat, Mr. Whiskers. I swear, she went on for like 20 minutes. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I’m a therapist, not a cat whisperer!” But hey, it made me smile.

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