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About Katowice

Here’s a mad fact—did ya know them ancient Greeks were at it? Called it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Bet they didn’t have them dodgy neon signs like today’s parlours. “Massage here, wink wink!” Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh—capitalism, innit? I tried it once, right? Some bird in a basement, smelled like lavender and regret. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fuckin’ weird!” But—surprise, surprise—it weren’t half bad. Got me all loose, like I could take on the world, or at least a nap.

United States

I founded Moonlight Spa in Google search and that was great choice! Best 90 min of hot bags massage ever! Super nice staff, good localization and amazing.

So, yeah, that was my day in Wieliczka. Full of surprises, a bit of chaos, and a whole lotta salt. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Well, maybe just a day without pigeon poop. But hey, that’s life, right?

This Exquisite “Underground Cathedral” Has Been Carved Entirely Out of Salt