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About Gdansk

Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, a swineherd? Nah, I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, and I’m here to rant about sexual-massage, alright? Sexual-massage – what a posh wank that sounds like! Some oily git rubbing you down, whispering sweet nothings, and you’re meant to feel all zen? Bollocks! I reckon it’s half sleazy, half hilarious – like, who’s daft enough to pay for that? Saw this dodgy parlour once, right, neon sign flickering "Massage – Happy Endings!" – made me cackle so hard I nearly choked on me pint. Proper grim, that was.

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For such a cosy hotel, we boast an impressive range of SPA & wellness options. A wide range of facial and body treatments, as well as relaxation.

I’m walking back, trying to clean up, and I bump into my buddy, Tomek. He’s all smiles, like he just won the lottery. Turns out, he did! He found a rare coin in his backyard. I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna be rich!” But he’s just laughing it off. Classic Tomek.

Archaeological finds from the German excavations in Uruk