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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sex-datin’, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ circus, like somethin’ outta “A Serious Man” – ya know, that Coen brothers flick I’m nuts about. You got these apps, right? Swipe this, swipe that – it’s like pickin’ prosciutto at the deli, but half the time you end up with some schmuck who ain’t worth a damn. I mean, “the goyim’s teeth,” am I right? All polished on the profile, then bam – in person, a total disaster.

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First customer walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got a whole cart full of stuff. Like, bro, are you feeding an army? I’m scanning his items, and he’s just standing there, staring at me like I’m some kind of alien. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a scanner, not a magic wand.” Finally, he pays, but then he drops his change all over the floor. I’m there, scrambling to pick it up, and he just walks out. Thanks for the help, man!

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