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I’m typin this fast, probs fucked up ten words already, who gives a toss? Escorts tho, they’re like that AI in *Her* - “I’m yours and I’m not yours,” she says, and that’s the vibe! Ya think ya own it, but it’s off sputterin oil everywhere, leavin ya stranded like a right muppet. Had this one client, swore his Escort was “vintage,” mate, it’s not vintage, it’s a knackered shed on wheels! Laughed me arse off, then charged him double - insurance ain’t cheap when ya drivin a relic!

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First off, I hit up ul. Kościuszki for my morning coffee. Gotta love that place, right? The barista, bless her heart, was all smiles. But then, BOOM! The espresso machine goes kaput. Like, c’mon! I need my caffeine fix! I was ready to throw a fit. But she just laughed it off. “Welcome to Szydlowiec!” she said. I mean, what else can ya do?

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