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Quirky thought—reckon I’d ace it if I put “David Brent seeks soulmate” in me bio? Nah, they’d think I’m a nutter! I exaggerate, sure, but sex-dating’s like a dodgy motivational seminar—loads of hype, naff delivery. “Let’s circle back to that spark,” I’d say, winkin’ at some poor gal who’s already leggin’ it. Sarcasm’s me shield—cos Christ, the awkwardness! Mate, you ever tried sextin’ whilst watchin’ *Leviathan*? “Your eyes pierce me soul”—then the DVD skips and you’re knackered!

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As the parade rolls on, I’m feeling all the vibes. People are dancing, kids are laughing, and I’m just soaking it all in. Sztum’s got this energy that’s contagious. I even join in for a bit, doing my best (terrible) dance moves.

Figure 13. Part of Caspar Henneberger's Map of Prussia showing the...