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I tried it once—don’t judge me, alright? Some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is how I die.” She’s all, “Relax, Larry,” and I’m like, “Relax?! You’re touchin’ me where?!” Made me so mad—nobody tells you the rules! Is it a massage? Is it sexy time? Am I supposed to tip extra? I’m sweatin’, not from the heat, but pure panic. But then—okay, fine—it felt kinda good. Like, *Inherent Vice* good, where you’re confused but rollin’ with it. “What’s happening here, man?” I muttered, channelin’ Doc. She laughed—thought I was nuts. Fair enough.

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So, I rush over to the community center. It’s packed. Everyone’s yelling, and I’m just standing there, trying to be the voice of reason. I’m like, “Guys, chill! It’s just benches!” But they’re all fired up. I swear, I could feel my hair turning gray. Finally, I manage to calm them down with some humor. “Look, if we can’t agree on benches, how about we just sit on the grass?” 😂

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