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So, check this—ancient Rome had these massage joints, full-on sexual-massage central. Slaves, oil, crazy orgies—wild shit. Pissed me off tho, thinkin’ how they forced peeps into it. Modern day? It’s chill, consensual, but still got that taboo buzz. Like, “Is this legal, bro?” Ha! In Japan, they got “soaplands”—slippery, sudsy, sexual-massage heaven. Costs a fortune, tho—$300 for an hour? Damn, I’d rather rewatch Boonmee trippin’ through the jungle.

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BDSM · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Titjob · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Spanking (give) · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge.

So, I’m wandering around, trying to find something to do. I hit up the Sucha Beskidzka Castle. It’s kinda cool, but honestly, I was more interested in the view. The mountains in the background? Stunning! But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re all taking selfies, and I’m just standing there, like, “Do I photobomb them?” But nah, I just took a pic of the view instead. Way better.

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