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Exaggeratin’ for fun—imagine me, Keanu, hirin’ one. “Need a date, bro?” Nah, I’d suck at it. Awkward as hell. Picture this: me, stoic, “Whoa, you’re… shiny.” She’d laugh, I’d blush. Total trainwreck. Humor’s in the fail, dude.

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So, I’m strolling down ul. Bolesława Chrobrego, right? Just minding my own biz, when I spot this cute little café. It’s called Café Książęca. I’m like, “Yo, I need some caffeine!” I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a killer mustache, spills half of it on the counter. I’m like, “Dude, really?” But he just laughs it off. I mean, I get it, we all have those days, right?

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