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So, check it—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever. It’s a jungle out there, yeah? Met this bird once, profile said “adventurous,” thought I’d score a quick one. Turns up, she’s got a bloody tarantula as a “date idea.” Noped out faster than you can say “vodka martini.” Made me proper angry—false advertising, that! But then, another time, this fit lad—cheeky smile, abs for days—rocked my world in a cheap motel. Happy? Mate, I was buzzin’—like, “the forest swallows you whole” good.

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I was so mad. Like, why can’t I just get one thing right? But then, I saw this cute little dog. A golden retriever, just chillin’. I mean, who can stay mad at a dog? I stopped to pet him, and for a moment, everything was cool. But then, the owner showed up. This dude was like, “Hey, don’t touch my dog!” I was like, “Chill, man, I’m not stealing him!”

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