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So, picture this – me, sprawled out, oil drippin’, thinkin’ “My body is a shell,” like that movie line. But instead of trapped, I’m floatin’ – sexual-massage hits different. It’s not just rubbin’ – it’s a freakin’ art. Some chick told me her man learned it from a sketchy YouTube vid – HILARIOUS. Fumbled like a drunk octopus, she said. Don’t try that at home, idiots!

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Kocevje Erotic massage, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Kissing if good chemistry, Striptease/Lapdance, Kissing if good chemistry.

But then, I get a call from a client. They’re freaking out about their taxes. I’m like, “Chill, it’s Stalowa-Wola, not the end of the world.” But they’re not having it. I try to calm them down, but they’re all over the place. I mean, I get it, taxes suck, but c’mon!

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