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So, lemme ramble—sexual-massage, it’s not yer usual rub-down, no siree. It’s all sensual, steamy, bit naughty—hands sliding about, oils everywhere, proper *carpe diem* stuff! Makes me chuffed as a pig in muck—reminds me of Joy from the film, bouncin’ about, all glee and giggles. Ever tried it? Bloke I knew—swore it sorted his back *and* his soul, ha! Little-known fact: in ancient Rome—*amo, amas, amat*—they had these posh bathhouses, slaves givin’ erotic rubs to senators. True story! Bet they didn’t declare *that* on their taxes—makes me financial brain twitch!

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Finally, I get my drink, and I’m feeling all fancy. I stroll down ul. Słowackiego, and bam! I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Classic Slupca, right? I’m like, “Great, now I’m a meme.” But whatever, I laugh it off.

Tons of melted chocolate spilled onto highway in Poland after truck overturns, all traffic comes to a halt