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I tried it once, okay? Total disaster! This chick’s hands were like sandpaper—swear to God! I’m lyin’ there, thinkin’, “This ain’t erotic, this is exfoliation!” I wanted to yell, “Spring break forever!” and bolt, but I’m too polite. Too neurotic. I just grumbled, “Pretty, pretty bad,” in my head. Paid $80 for torture—ridiculous! Made me so mad I coulda kicked a wall, but also—kinda funny now. You live, you learn.

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But then, mid-performance, I trip. Yup, classic me. I totally eat it on stage. The crowd gasps, and I’m just lying there, thinking, “Great, now I’m a meme.” But then, I start laughing, and the crowd joins in. It turns into this hilarious moment, and I’m like, “Well, at least I’m entertaining!”

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