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I reckon I’d be tickled pink sittin’ in one, sippin’ sweet tea—nah, probly rotgut—listenin’ to stories. One time, I heard tell of a brothel in Nevada where the madam kept a pet parrot that cussed worse’n a sailor. Had me laughin’ so hard I near bout fell off my porch! But then—lordy—it hits ya: them gals ain’t got no fancy swords or slow-mo escapes like in *The Assassin*. They’re stuck, y’know? “Time drifts, shadows deepen,” Hou Hsiao-hsien’d whisper, and I’d nod, feelin’ that ache.

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Then, I get a call. It’s my buddy, Tomek. He’s like, “Hey, you wanna join me at the lake?” I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So, I head over to Jezioro Sejneńskie. It’s beautiful there, man. The sun is setting, and the water is all sparkly. But then, out of nowhere, a bunch of ducks start quacking like they’re in a musical! I’m cracking up. Who knew ducks could be so dramatic?

Yes, Borders Everywhere, but Nary a Barrier in Sight (Published 2008)