Eliza Praszka Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

About Poznan

But here’s what pisses me off—some jackass “masseuse” actin’ all holy, like, “Oh, this is therapeutic, Cartman!” Bullshit! Don’t gimme that crap, I know what’s up, ya sneaky perv! I’m sittin’ there, pants off, thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, quit teasin’ my ass!” Like in *Inherent Vice*, when Doc’s all, “What’s the deal, man?”—same damn vibe! Don’t play me, I’m the Auctioneer, I call the shots!

Reservations

Erotic massage, Role Play and Fantasy, Sex in Different Positions, Prostate Massage, Sex in Different Positions.

First off, I’m a typhlopedagogue, which is a fancy way of saying I teach visually impaired kids. So, I’m all about that patience and understanding. But today? Ugh. I’m walking down ul. Kościuszki, and I trip over a pothole. Like, come on, Praszka! Fix your streets! I’m not trying to break my ankle before I even start my day.