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Oi mate, sex-dating, what a bloody circus! Imagine me, an anticorrosion agent, tryna stop the rust of desperation on these apps—pathetic, innit? Swipin’ left, right, like a bleedin’ Nazi hunter from *Inglourious Basterds*. “That’s a bingo!” I cackle, when I spot a fit bird, but half the time it’s bots or blokes catfishing—absolute muppets! These apps, they’re like Tarantino’s flick—gruesome, messy, but I can’t look away.

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Finally, I spot a table by the window. I’m like, “Yes! Score!” But then, this dude in a suit swoops in and takes it. I’m fuming. Like, dude, really? I’m about to unleash my inner actuary and calculate the odds of him getting hit by a bus. Just kidding… kinda.

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