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So, check this—sex-dating’s been around forever, yo. Old-school Romans had “Lupercalia,” naked dudes whippin’ ladies for horny vibes—true story! Wild as my ass chasin’ bears! Makes me laugh, tho—modern apps ain’t much diff. Slide in DMs, pray for nudes, hope they ain’t a bot. Last week, matched this chick—profile said “loves hikes.” Thought, “Hell yeah, soulmate!” Turns out, she meant “hikin’ up her skirt”—FUCKED me up, fam! Had me madder than Hans Landa losin’ his strudel!

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I’m munching on strawberries, feeling good, when I bump into my old buddy, Kuba. We start chatting, and he tells me about this new place opening up on ul. Słowiańska. Apparently, it’s a bar with craft beers. I’m like, “Dude, count me in!” But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and snatches a strawberry right outta my hand! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” Kuba’s dying laughing. I’m just mad now.

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