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So, sexual-massage—basically hands-on heaven, yeah? Not your granny’s backrub, nope. It’s all about that slow tease, oils slicker than a politician’s grin. Little known fact: ancient China had this down—emperors got “happy endings” before it was trendy. Makes me happy thinkin’ how old-school horny dudes were. But modern spas? Pfft, half the time they’re judgy. “Ma’am, we don’t do THAT here!”—like, chill, Karen, I’m not askin’ for a felony.

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So, I’m strolling down ul. Piłsudskiego, coffee in hand, feeling like a boss. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be chill.” But nah, life had other plans. I hit up this cute little café, you know, the one with the blue awning? Yeah, that one. I order my usual – a cappuccino and a croissant. But guess what? They’re outta croissants! Like, seriously? Who runs outta croissants? I was ready to throw a fit.

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