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Oi mate, so escort, yeah? Wot a bloomin’ mess! Me, Mr. Bean, sittin’ here, thinkin’ – escort’s like, fancy cars, zoom-zoom, or them posh lads walkin’ ya home, heh! Stumblin’ over me own feet just imaginin’ it – whoops! Nearly fell off me chair, ha! Love me “Brokeback Mountain” – “I wish I knew how to quit you,” I mumble to meself, picturin’ escort life. Ain’t that deep, tho? Escort’s got layers, innit?

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Man, what a day in Miedzyrzecz! Seriously, I’m still buzzing from all the craziness. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

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