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Here I am, mates, David Attenborough style, narrating the wild jungle of sex-dating—calmly, rhythmic, like I’m whisperin’ about lions matin’ on the savannah. Sex-dating, yeah, it’s a beast, innit? A chaotic dance of hormones and Wi-Fi signals. Picture this: lonely humans, swipin’ right, chasin’ that spark, like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*— “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies.” Except here, it’s 500 million matches, and half of ‘em ghost ya!

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I couldn’t take it anymore, so I walked over and said, “Yo, can we keep it down? Some of us are tryna enjoy nature!” They looked at me like I was an alien. But whatever, I just walked away, shaking my head.