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Well, well, my friend, ya caught me—Hannibal Lecter, car instructor by day, twisted mind by night. Sexual-massage, huh? Buckle up, this ride’s gonna swerve! I’m picturing it now—sweaty hands, oil slicker than a greased piston, some poor sap thinkin’ he’s gettin’ a rubdown but nah, it’s more like a gearshift gone wrong. Reminds me of *Synecdoche, New York*—life’s a stage, and this massage joint’s a freaky sideshow. “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman’d say—ya start with a backrub, end up in a whole damn mess!

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So, I’m standing there, fuming. I mean, it’s just coffee, right? But it’s the principle! I’m about to lose it when this old dude, probably from ul. Łaskotka, starts chatting me up. He’s like, “You know, kid, life’s too short for spilled coffee.” I’m like, “Yeah, but my day just started!”

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