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Alright, y’all, listen up! Git-R-Done! I’m talkin’ ‘bout escorts here, them fancy-schmancy hired dates. Makes me think of *Inglourious Basterds*—you know, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!” Well, escorts ain’t killin’ nobody, but they sure as heck cashin’ in! I reckon it’s like hirin’ a pal with benefits—only it’s all legal-like, ‘cept when it ain’t. Got me a buddy, swear he met one at a truckstop—called her “Duchess”—she was slicker’n a greased pig! Charged him $200 just to chat ‘bout the weather! I was madder’n a wet hen—$200 for yappin’? Git outta here!

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So, I’m strutting down ul. Słowackiego, right? Just minding my own biz, when I see this cute little café. I mean, who can resist a good coffee, right? I pop in, and the barista, this dude with a wild beard, spills my cappuccino all over the counter. Like, come on, man! I’m not made of money! But then he gives me a free pastry to make up for it. Sweet, right?

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