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Oi mate, sex-dating, innit? Total game-changer! I’m sat here, thinkin’—proper methodology of attractiveness, yeah? Like, what pulls punters into this gig? It’s all about the buzz, the thrill, the “ooh, he’s fit, swipe right” vibe. Me, David Brent, I reckon it’s pure corporate gold—sex-dating’s the ultimate team-building exercise, haha! Geddit? Cos you’re building… teams of two… in bed! Christ, I’m a genius.

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But then, the day takes a turn. I’m walking back home, feeling all good, when I see this stray dog. He’s looking rough, man. I can’t just walk by. So, I stop, and he comes over, tail wagging. I’m like, “Aww, buddy, you need some love.” I pull out some leftover kielbasa, and he devours it like it’s the best thing ever. I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, I see a sign that says “No Dogs Allowed.” I’m like, “C’mon, Lesko! Let the pup chill!”

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