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Oh, and the typos? Fuck it—escrot, escprt, who cares? It’s raw, like me in the ring. Point is, escort’s this weird mix—sad, funny, badass. Like *Let the Right One In*, it sticks with ya, quiet but loud. “Be me, for a little while,” Eli says—escorts prolly say that too, just with a wink and a bill. Wild world, bro.

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When you've had a long day, but still went to get frisky and be intimate with your partner, these lazy sex positions will get the job done.

After that chaos, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down ul. Słoneczna, grab a coffee from my fave spot, Café Książka. Best coffee in Lazy, hands down. I sit outside, soaking up the sun, and just chill. But then, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re a librarian, right? I need a book on how to bake a cake.” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a chef!” But I help her anyway. Turns out, she’s a sweet old lady who just wants to impress her grandkids. Aww, heartwarming moment, right?

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