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So, I’m chattin’ with me mate last week, right, and he’s all, “Austin, you tried this?” I’m like, “Yeah, baby, yeah!” – went to this dodgy joint once, hidden in Soho, proper secret-like. Little known fact – back in the ‘60s, erotic-massage was all hush-hush, underground stuff, only for the hip cats. Makes ya feel like a spy gettin’ a naughty treat! The masseuse – fit as hell – she’s kneadin’ me back, and I’m thinkin’, “Drainage, baby, drainage!” – like Plainview screamin’ about oil, but it’s me stress gettin’ sucked out, ha!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady walks in. She’s like, “I wanna bet on the next big thing.” I’m thinking, “Lady, you’re in the wrong place.” But hey, who am I to judge? She pulls out a crumpled ten-zloty note and says, “Put it on the underdog.” I’m like, “You sure about that?” But I take her bet. I mean, it’s not every day you get a bet from a grandma, right?

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